My friend Sue told me a story about a radio station contest for Mother’s Day. The contestants were to call in and do their best impression of their mother. Winners and their mom would win some wonderful prizes.
Sue said she listened to caller after caller barking out orders about homework and cleaning up rooms. She was mortified at the thought of her kids broadcasting such an horrible stereotype.
So I did what any mom would do. I explained the contest my 13 year old son and asked him for his best impression of me. To my surprise, in the crabbiest tone he screeched, “clean up this mess!!”
Now, I rarely yell. It’s not really my style. I suppose I’m like my mother that way. My brother and I knew when our mom started yelling that she was really angry. And we had driven her to it. All it took for us to stop and scatter was merely the sound of the kitchen drawer flashing open – the kitchen drawer that housed the wooden spoon. That’s where things are different in my house. My kids think that wooden spoons are for making brownies.
Parenting is tricky. What works for one family may not work for others. We think that leading by example is a pretty good idea and try to do that in our house. Mutual respect is another good one, which is one of the reasons that I don’t yell (because it’s not alright for my kids to yell at me).
I pondered.
I wondered if any of it made any difference at all. While I hear my calm but firm voice asking my kids to pick up their things, maybe they have some kind of filter that simply turns those words into a demanding unbecoming tone. There was definitely a disconnect.
So I asked him if he really thought I sounded like that? He said no. I asked him why he would say that that I did for the contest. He said simply “nobody wins contests by saying “Skate Honey, skate! Way to be!” Maybe he wouldn’t have won. But I sure felt better.